What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

From Russia With Love

Why do men want to suck dick?

Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Will my parents go to hell if I don't wear hijab, they tried to convince me and they provided it to me but I don't want to wear it?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?

Moonraker

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What made you stop being an addict?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

Are you afraid to get married and why?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What would Spanish sound like if only latin and Greek words were used, like some romance analogy to anglish?